A Small Distraction, GermanyXPrussia

A/N: Hey there! Cat here with another (long overdue) story =^_^= Now before you totally masacre me, I had some issues (writer's block) that I needed to resolve and have (somewhat) done so. This one was a request from a girl I met in a hospital (Yes, they found out how crazy I was and trapped me there T.T) But... A few stories came of it so it was worth it. Now I can honestly say "I just got out of the pysch ward, don't tell them where I am!" XD  And I forgot to work on it until now :/ But I promise a misuse of a riding crop (hint hint, nudge nudge) Well, now I will shut up and go on to the story~!

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"Kesesesese~! West is missing out big time!" Prussia joked as he drained his sixth beer.

Correction, Germany's sixth beer. Prussia walked over to Germany's private stash to steal another, despite his own stash of the same beer.

"Imagine West's face when he sees this mess!" Prussia said to no one in particular as he dropped the seventh can of beer to the trash field that was now the living room floor.

As he stood, prepared to steal another beer, the room slightly spun around him. "Hmm..... Maybe I'll see his face now..." He pondered before stumbling off to find the other.

Toxic - AmericaXEngland

I made this video myself so sorry for the crappy quality ^^;

Control, AmericaXEngland

A/N: Sorry for being away for so long, I've had an interesting past few months..... This story is kinda based off something that actually happened to me recently. So, to all you pervs, I hope you enjoy my recent adventures for story fodder! XD I'm so going to take over hell one of these days >D Enough babbling, on to the story~!

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America sat on the couch next to England, an arm draped around his shoulders, as they both watched a strange anime. As usual, America kept skipping around the episodes until they no longer had an order, causing England to grow more annoyed.

"Must you always do that?" The Brit finally snapped. 

"Do what?"

England glared. "Skipping around and forcing me to watch some show I didn't even want to see."

America grabbed the remote with his free hand and turned off the television. He turned to face England, his arm sliding down to the small of the other man's back. "What else would you want to do?" He whispered as he kissed down the Brit's neck suggestively.

Iron Cross

This is an amazing video that honestly taught me more about German history than World History taught me

Cabin Boy, England X America

A/N: Sooo... Yeah... Nothing really to say about this one sides that this one was originally a torture I pulled on my friend when he said there was no way I could get revenge while I was two states away. I texted him the first thing that crossed my mind and then.... This was born. I still feel kinda bad for tormenting him like this (He's straight... Not homophobe, just straight...) Well, onto the story~!

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Earlier that day

"Hello?"
"'Ello America."
"Hey England! You don't usually call me, 'sup?"

"Well, since I'm having a party tonight, I thought I should probably invite you as well....." England stated boredly.

"Aw, swee-!"
"On two conditions." England interrupted.
"Dude, anything! Besides the food, your parties usually rock!" America stated excitedly.
England growled at the food comment but continued. "One, you can't talk about the party with anyone else before it happens."
"Duuuude!" America began to complain.
"I don't need a repeat of Prussia, Spain, and," there was a pause before the last name was sneered, "France bringing 'party favors' and spiking the drinks.... Again."
".... Alright...." So much for my plan to team cosplay with Canada and Japan just to tick off England.....
"And Two, you have to wear something related to pirates that has NOTHING to do with the captain himself. I want to see how badly your stupid Hollywood has changed the actual clothes from my time."
America could practically hear the smirk as England, once again, proved his ancient age.
"Wha-?"
"Do I need to repeat myself, lad?"
Lad? "Nope."
"What was that, Cabin Boy?"
Wow.... England really was getting into the entire pirate thing... "No, Captain Kirkland, sir." America replied to appease the old man.
England made a single chuckle. "Good lad, then ye be invited t'me ship fer tonight."
The phone cut off before America muttered "Show off..."